![]() ![]() From, “kesho nitakua saa sita nimemaliza” to “nimetengenezea watu wengi sana kitu kama hii,” to “Mimi hua sikai na kitu ya mtu for over 24 hours.” A fundi is a stoichiometric equation with zero chances of balancing the Sodium and the Chlorine just to make salt. On a scale of 0 to Willy Paul(being a gospel artiste), your fundi will always have lies to tell you. It doesn’t matter what that fundi’s craft is about: clothes, furniture, shoes, women’s heart (especially women’s hearts). The truth is that they will pull wool over your eyes immediately you make the deposit. It is a cocktail of heartbreaks carefully covered under the sheers of deceit and lies. And worst if that Kenyan fundi man is Luo. To unravel the Kenyan man is to stir the hornet’s nest. He says many things without saying many things. It is an oxymoron to say generally specific and that is what the Kenyan man is-an oxymoron. Your back of the street kawaida fundi is like a Kenyan man. Which goes to tell how fundis and the whole fundi fraternity is a big scam. So even the most genuine fundi to have graced the earth was not even a fundi. History records no client that ever said this about him, “Aki si Jesus makes great couches.” He was a fundi because his (earthly) father was a fundi. It is not his fundiness that made him famous though. ![]() ![]() ![]() The only genuine fundi is also, the most famous man to have graced the earth. ![]()
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